Weird Facebook Statuses: Are These Funny Or Just Plain Weird?

I personally don't know where I'd be without Facebook. I mean I might actually have a life instead of spending my days talking to a virtual wall - even that wall doesn't talk to me. Think of all the things I could do with my days. I may actually have a real social life. Lol Jk.... Who'd want that? My Facebook life is fine thanks. I've been in a weird mood all day today, so to go with the theme I've found some weird facebook statuses, that will make you say " Did someone really write that as their Facebook status?". I ask you directly, are these funny or just plain weird?

• Wonders if it would be weird to scream my own name during sex?
• In Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone walks past, drag them in and say "welcome to Narnia."

• What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Er.... nothing.
• I know the world isn't going to end in 2012 because my yogurt don't expire til January 2013.
• Status: I can't log into Facebook :(
• NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
• I love it when my computer says " are you sure you wish to continue unprotected?" Like I'm about to have virtual sex!
• You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life, how many fish do you have? Stop counting smart arse. Fish can't drown!
• If guys had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons.

• A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips... now that's why I'm not giving you a blow job!
• Thinks your jealous because the doctor said I need special help.
• "Never odd or even" spelt backwards spells " never odd or even."
• Is biting the heads off the jelly babies so they can't tell me bad things anymore.
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer diarrhoea does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
• Why does Facebook give you the opportunity to like your own comment? I wouldn't have written it if I didn't like it!

• If you can raed tihs tehn you hvae a srtgnae mnid, Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

• Has been searching for Sesame Street for days now. I'm starting to think I've been mugged off.
• Why is it that when you feel the need to scratch your arse, you need to smell your finger after? No? Just me then...
• Wonders if woodpeckers get headaches?
• Says "please do not disturb." I am already quite disturbed.
• Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow.... when I woke up my pillow was gone.
• Do you ever feel like running up to a stranger, pointing at them and shouting "squirrel!"
• I like to name my iPod "Titanic" so when it says "syncing titanic", I can cancel and feel like a hero.

See what I mean? Saying your own name during sex? Surely that is a no-no, and will either lead your partner to think that you've started batting for the same side or that you're stone wall crazy. That's definitely a weird one, me thinks.

There are so many different type of facebook statuses it can be difficult to know what to put these days. It seems that " just gone out for a walk with the dog" is no longer interesting and that people need funny, weird or plain bizarre statuses just to get a laugh. They are funny, obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this post, but it does make wonder where social networking sites are taking us.

I hope you have found is individual facebook status listed here weird, after all that's what my intention was in the first place. Weird facebook statuses are the way to go at the moment, and hopefully I've provided you with a good few laughs or "eurghhs!"